rodneykong: shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
methlabrador: if someone you know is too drunk to drive, demand that he give you his car keys. if he refuses, pull out a gun and demand the car keys again. this also works with people who are not drunk, and whom you do not know
I love how North Korea declared war against everyone and literally no one gives a fuck.
Aw I love my boyfriend
since when did peeta mellark become so gangsta
imdraco: IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERYBODY 10 TIMES HOTTER IN CATCHING FIRE
joshifereverlark: everthorne: where’s finnick not in the trailer or alive I will fucking find you And I will set you on fire
funny bc i deleted my adsense but i’m still getting asks saying that people have clicked my ads so i need to click theres back SORRY BUT I WONT SUPPORT LIARS