What I would love to know is when exactly it was that Larry being together became more important to me than my own life because I don’t remember it happening it’s just always been this way.
June 2012
i bet tap dancers are actually spies sending out morse code messages to people in the audience with secret cult meeting locations and shit trust nobody
why the fuck is my blog posting everything twice
why are you ruining my life omfg stop
During a math test
- Me: my answer = 23
- Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
- Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
unfollowing me wont make Larry real
posting that won’t make Larry fake.
and remember no matter how pretty you feel,
zayn will always be prettier.

